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Thread: Funny Google Local Listings and Reviews LOL

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    Wink Funny Google Local Listings and Reviews LOL

    I used to have a whole big list of funny and outrageous Place Pages that I bookmarked as I found them.
    But I just checked and most of them have now been deleted by Google.

    SO I thought I'd start a new "Funny Local Listings" repository here to share with you all. The 1st one has been totally cracking me up for about a week and just finally found time to do a screenshot and post it.


    Funny Google Local Listings and Reviews LOL-genitaldentist2.jpg


    "If your looking for a genital dentist look no further!!!"

    OMG, that totally cracked me up when I saw it. Poor Dentist, bet he wishes he could get more new reviews to bury that one!

    There are several other typos in that review, but this one hit my funny bone too. "And will let you know what coerce of action you need to take." This part struck me funny because he was trying to be positive but "coerce of action" almost reads like "coercive action". (There are many Dental reviews that say things like "they tried to coerce me into treatment I didn't need.) So anyway, maybe you need to know the industry to appreciate that one.

    I'll add more funny ones here as I find them. There are some real gems out there in the wild!

    FIND ANY FUNNY ONES? SHARE THEM HERE!
    (But please no direct links (strip off the http:/www) and no names. Screenshots preferred.)

    P.S. I am also am working on a "Hall of Shame" thread where I'll be outing really nasty, scammy listings or blatant fake reviews. And will invite you to share ones you find there as well.
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    Re: Funny Google Local Listings and Reviews LOL

    You should have seen the review about his ORAL hygiene!
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    Re: Funny Google Local Listings and Reviews LOL

    LOL! Touche' Good one Simon!!!
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    Re: Funny Google Local Listings and Reviews LOL

    Some much needed comic relief
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    Re: Funny Google Local Listings and Reviews LOL

    A Genital Dentist huh? If there are teeth down there, I'm a little worried. LOL

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    Re: Funny Google Local Listings and Reviews LOL

    One would hope that such a dentist would be ďgentleĒ

    Iím assuming the good doctor didnít use the pickÖ
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    Re: Funny Google Local Listings and Reviews LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Wilton View Post
    ...teeth down there...
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Rozek View Post
    Iím assuming the good doctor didnít use the pickÖ
    Oh so many innuendo comments I could make, that decency laws prevent the publication of

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    Re: Funny Google Local Listings and Reviews LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by Simon James View Post
    Oh so many innuendo comments I could make, that decency laws prevent the publication of
    Ya I know. I keep thinking of good ones too and I'm trying to hold myself back.
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    Re: Funny Google Local Listings and Reviews LOL

    Perhaps we need an XXX forum as well.
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